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Holiday Pranks and Gag gifts.
Funny and outrageous gifts for all of your holiday needs! Everything from our popular Farting Santa to our fake Lottery Ticket stocking stuffers, you'll find that special gift for that hard-to-buy-for person in your life. And don't forget the wacky wrapping paper and gift bags!
MAGNETIC BUMPER STICKER PRANKS
Slap one of our hilarious magnetic bumper "sticker" signs on someone's car and laugh your butt off as they drive down the road. These signs are printed on magnetic sheeting so they will not damage the vehicles finish, but we CANNOT guarantee what they do to the ego of the driver! Stick one on someone's car... They won't notice for days!
Bumper Stickers
Bumper Stickers are an expression of yourself, and your style. These high quality bumper stickers will really get your point across. 19 fun filled pages of over 500 different bumper sticker, from the mild to wild, we have you covered. These are not just for car bumpers, these look great anywhere!
RUDE & INSULTING FAKE PARKING TICKETS
Our fake parking tickets are truly hilarious! Slap one on the windshield of rude parkers, co-workers, neighbors or who ever and they will think they received a real parking ticket until they read the offense. These are not your typical fake parking tickets, not only will these make people run up to their car in a frantic, thinking they received a ticket, but it ads insult to injury with a funny rude twist. These are BRIGHT NEON ORANGE and measure 4 inches wide by 7.75 inches high. Printed on thick card stock, our funny parking tickets make a great practical joke!
REDNECK HORN
"...Git One Fer yer Truck er Car..."
Tired of rude drivers and road-hogs cutting you off, changing lanes without signaling and generally acting like jerks? Looking for a safe and effective way to vent your frustrations? Let your redneck friend handle them for you. Simply attach our Redneck Horn to your dash and when you feel the need to scream, just press the big red button. Out comes one of ten “Redneck Insults” in a loud redneck accent sure to make you laugh and feel better fast. Things like, "Hey, (bleep!), who taught you how to drive?" and "Git the (bleep!) outta my way!" Perfect Gift for the Redneck we all know.
AUTO ATTITUDES WINDOW SIGNS
Remember the old "Baby On Board" signs that were so popular in the '80's? Well we've "resurrected" the concept and added a little humor or sarcasm to them . They measure 4.5" square, are laminated for durability and comes with a suction cup to apply to glass. Over 100 Hilarious titles to choose from.
FAKE BULLET HOLE ILLUSION GAGS
Our bullet hole illusions will fool anyone. Imagine your friend spotting a few bullet holes on his new car after a long day at work, he may just cry like a baby. They look incredibly real and apply to almost any surface, and the easy peel backing is easily removable. We also offer magnetic and static cling bullet hole illusions on this page.
DARWIN FISH PLAQUES / JESUS FISH PARODY
These really do not need any explanation. Made from high quality plastic, these will get your point of view across, of just have some fun and slip it on your pastors bumper (maybe you should not do that).
PIMP MY RIDE!
Fuzzy Dice and Crazy Steering Wheel Covers
Life may be a craps shoot, but you don't have to gamble with the accessories you add to your car. Add some style to your ride with these fuzzy dice, and wild steering wheel covers.
FUNNY AUTO AIR-FRESHENERS
Kill two birds with one stone, get rid of that stench in your car, and generate some laughter at the same time. Our line of hilarious air fresheners not only look great hanging from your mirror, but the vanilla smell they put out is great. Don't be a lunk head with another green tree hanging on your mirror, life is way to short not to laugh out loud, and we guarantee people will laugh with one of these babies hanging from the mirror.
Stripper Kittens - The Car Antenna Stripper Dolls
...TURN YOUR CAR ANTENNA INTO A STRIPPER POLE...
New Low Price !
Stripper Kittens - Antenna Toppers
Welcome to a new era in auto accessories, the Car Kittens. Each of our Kittens boasts her own unique personality and traits. Each of the girls are straight out of the world famous strip clubs of Las Vegas. It's simple, just slide the doll down your car antenna, and she will give you miles of pole dances, every time you drive. Unlike the real strippers of Vegas, these are low maintenance, and you'll be able to hang on to your dollar bills.
TRUCK NUTZ - THE ULTIMATE AUTO ACCESSORY
Size DOES matter!
Truck Nutz™ are a high-quality, novelty, automotive accessory that hang from any bumper and let folks show the world their Nutz. Sure, you have a nice truck, you may have the 20 inch rims, low profile tires, but your nothing without your Truck Nutz. We stock 9 different colors of TruckNutz, insuring we have a TruckNut for any vehicle. Don't have a truck?...No problem, hang a pair of these TruckNutz from your rearview mirror.
Funny T-Shirts
T-Shirts are a fun way to express yourself, or make a statement.Browse our top quality t-shirts, and you are guaranteed to find one perfect for you, or to give as a funny gift to a friend or family member. Our Funny t-shirts come in your choice of sizes, most are available in medium, large, XL, and XXL. Several styles are available in XXXL at no additional charge. All shirts are 100% Cotton unless otherwise noted.
SLIP ON TATTOO SLEEVES
Slip on Body Art
Tattoo Sleeves - Slip on body art. Amaze your friends, shock your spouse, or co-workers with our new tattoo sleeves. Now you can get "inked" by night and still keep your day job with our amazingly cool "tattoo sleeves" the tattoo is printed directly on the stretchable fabric sleeves fabric which is a machine washable nylon. They come in pairs; wear one or both. Choose from our 5 different styles; "tribal" in stripes, Traditional with serpents skulls, Celtic, Japanese style, or our newest style Ferries with Butterflies..
Comes in two sizes (small/medium) for girls or smaller men and (large/extra large) for most men.
FANTASY COVER-UPS / FUNNY PULLOVERS
Look and feel like a new woman! Our Funny Pullovers feature a females body dressed in a sexy little outfit, and printed in full color on both the front and back. Just pull on one of our fun fantasy cover-up t-shirts and change how you look and feel in just seconds.
Made from 100% pre-shrunk cotton and available in One Size fits most (comparable to a dress size of 12 to 14) and in a plus size (comparable to a dress size of 18-20).
OUTRAGEOUS EVERYDAY GIFT WRAPS
So you have gone through all the work of finding that perfect present, or gag gift, why just use the same old boring wrapping paper. Wrap those gifts in some funny gag gift wrap, and add the laughs to the outside of the box too!
2 Large Sheets with Each Package.
WORLD'S LARGEST BRA, PANTIES, & UNDERWEAR
Can you imagine the neighbors gossip when you hang a pair of these gigantic undies on the clothes line? Better yet, imagine their face when you hang a pair on theirs. A great gag gift, these funny undies are absolutely gigantic!
Worlds Largest Bra
Over 3 Feet Wide!
"Wow! Oh My Gosh! Holy Crap! "
These are just a few of the words people will scream when they see the World's Largest Bra! This bra is over 3 feet wide, and is made with the same components of a traditional bra, two loops, hooks in the back, padded cups for support. A great gag gift for anyone, especially for someone with a really small or a really big chest!
BILLY BOB FUNNY PACIFIERS
As if babies and toddlers are not cute enough, we proudly introduce these hilarious Billy Bob Pacifiers. When your little one pops this in their mouth, people will just crack up. Be sure to check out our line of Billy Bob Fake Teeth too!
OUTRAGEOUS WEENIE BABIES
You have never seen "beenie" babies like these cute cuddly guys.
These Weenies babies are always Happy to see you! We discovered this innovative little teddy bear company based in Hawaii who put a lewd spin on the ever popular and cute Beenie Babies, they call them Weenie Babies for obvious reasons. Upon learning that the Weenie Baby company was in Hawaii, our Senior Product Manager insisted that he needed to go and meet in person with this potential new supplier. Aloha!
POCKET GET OFF THE PHONE EXCUSE MACHINE
Have you ever needed help getting off the phone with someone? Perhaps a long winded neighbor, or a pesky tele-marketer? Well - we have just the solution for you. Introducing our unique "Pocket - Get off the Phone Excuse Machine". This little device gives you "6" different sounds that will help you out of the tightest spot - and get you off of the phone "fast". Freedom is just "the press of a button" away. Batteries Included!
MANHOLE MATS
Indoor or Outdoor - Add a Sewer to Your Home or Office
Available in 7 different styles, these manhole cover rugs are actual size and modeled after the exact man hole covers in the city they represent. Every home or office needs a conversation piece, and now you can tell visitors that you have a public sewer running through your living room. These are incredibly well made, and durable. They are great for indoors or outside. They're 24" diameter, nylon flocked, super durable, indoor/outdoor floor mats. Street style for your home with impeccable attention to detail and style.
WHATEVER CLOCK
When time just does not matter anymore...
Deadlines and appointments getting you down? Just say, "whatever!" and see how much better you feel.
The Whatever Clock is 6.5 inches, with a solid wood frame and ceramic center. We all know someone who is always late and yet they really do not seem to care. They are on 'whatever time', meaning whatever time they feel like showing up, they do. Or maybe you have a room in your house where you go to relax, away from the everyday stresses of life, or a loud mouth boss? You need to be on whatever time.
Our new Whatever Clock is perfect for people who want to free themselves of the time constraints of life. A real working clock, but all the numbers have fallen, and rest jumbled on the bottom of the clock. Requires 1 AA battery, not included.
ABUSIVE OFFICE RUBBER STAMPS
Tired of endless faxes, lame memo's and other annoying paperwork cluttering up your desk? The next time your pompous boss or pesky co-worker drops a memo on your desk, stamp it with one of our 'abusive stamps'. Each stamp is 2.5" x 2", rubber and wood, comes with 2" square red ink pad. 6 Different stamps are available:
SWEARING POTTY MOUTHS
Do you remember the old "Final Word" keychain? That funny little voice shouting those obscenities and swear words. Even though those are not made any longer, you can still enjoy the obnoxious sounds they made, as every item on this page is made with the same sound chip that was used in the Final Word.
Gag Gift - Inflatable Dolls
FUNNY INFLATABLE DOLLS
Our line of outrageous inflatable dolls make hilarious gag gifts. These blow-ups are super for stag parties, office gifts, etc. None of our humorous dolls are anatomically correct.
TRASH TALKING DOLLS
THE CRUDEST CREW AROUND
Bang 'em on their head, and listen to their trash talk!
The world famous line of Trash Talker dolls. When first released in these offensive toys quickly gained worldwide media coverage as the most offensive line of dolls ever produced. You bang these dolls on their head, and they talk trash, a lot of trash! Each doll is approximately 8 inches tall, and includes batteries.
POLLY THE INSULTING PARROT
This bird is rude, insensitive, and has a "fowl" mouth!
RATED R - You've got to be so careful what you say these days, but our Polly the Insulting Parrot isn't, and lets them rip with one sensitive and rude wisecrack after another. Polly is one dirty little bird. Polly looks innocent enough sitting on his little perch, but when Polly detects motion, he lets the expletives fly! In a fun parrot voice, Polly insults anyone who crosses in front of her, and make you want to punt her like a football. Polly stands about 7 inches tall, and requires 4 AA batteries.
FUNNY REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS
These whacky, and funny mini refrigerator magnets are sure to give you a smile in the morning, or every time you go and open up the ice box door. They make great additions to greeting cards, and gifts. These look great on any metal surface.
Fun Signs - Velcro & Magnetic!
Full Glossy Color 5" x 7" - Velcro For Cublicle & Magnetic For the Fridge
Express Yourself Signs - 5" x 7" Signs with Velcro on the back (to hang in an office cubicle) and a magnet - hang on a fridge, file cabinet or locker! - Funny, Sarcastic, or de-motivational!
FUNKY ATTITUDE MINI STICKERS
Express yourself and show off your funky attitude with any of our funky attitude stickers and decals. Over 170 different funky stickers to choose from, all priced at just $ 1.49. Simply click on your favorite stickers to add it to your shopping cart.
Sticker size varies : 5.25" x 1.5" also 4.25" x 2".
Each Funky Sticker is just $ 1.49 each - Click on the sticker to add it to your cart
AUTHENTIC LOOKING & FEELING FUNNY MONEY
Formerly CollectibleCash.com
This currency looks and feels real. Great conversation tool. Our funny money and fake million dollar bills look just like real US Currency. These are very high quality, designed by an incredibly talented artist. Our fake money make great gifts, additions to greeting cards, or even sales promotions and sales tools.
FUNNY INFLATABLE FURNITURE
Do you remember your first apartment furnishings? Your Grandmother's old smelly hand-me-down couch, covered with a sheet to hide the tears and stains? Now you can furnish an entire apartment for a fraction of what a traditional furniture set would cost. A perfect gift for college students, oranyone with low standards on their home furnishings. Furniture on the go, just blow it up and sit down.
WACKY CURES - CANDY PILLS
Hilarious "Wacky Cures" candy pills look just like a real bottle of pills but these "pills" will heal the most wild and crazy symptoms from BAD HAIR DAY to that big BEER BELLY, crazy cures make great gag gifts! Click On any of the bottles to zoom the picture, or read some of the labels that come with each bottle.
FUN GIFTS - Great For Gags and Laughs
Looking for the perfect gift for that special someone who has everything? Or maybe you need a gift for your father-in-law who never likes any gift he receives. Below you will find some of the weirdest, funniest or even oddly practical gifts anyone would ever hope to receive.
THE REMOTE CONTROL FART MACHINE
All New Fart Machine 2
The Brand New Fart Machine has “BoomBox” Technology, which allows more vibrant, natural sounding Farts!. Embarrass your boss, friends, and family! Press the remote button and set off one of 15 different fart sounds! The gag works like this, simply hide the little speaker, then from up to 100 feet away, press the included remote, and the hidden speaker lets out one of 15 disgusting fart sounds. Place this under your co-workers desk,then when they have someone in their office, press the remote from across the office, and let the laughter begin (at their expense of course!)
REMOTE CONTROL DRIVE PEOPLE CRAZY MACHINE
You can hide the sound box anywhere and let the annoying sounds drive people crazy. We have loaded this device with the most irritating sounds we could find: a mosquito buzzing, a cell phone ringing, a beeper going off, water dripping, crickets chirping, a telephone off-the-hook sound and a cat's meow.
REMOTE CONTROL SCARY SOUNDS MACHINE
You can hide the sound box anywhere and when you press the remote it lets out one of 7 different random scary sounds. From a door creek, to a loud scream, this will scare people half to death! Hide this in the bathroom or the bedroom, and scare the pants off of anyone. Works through walls and up to 100 feet away!
MINI TV REMOTE CONTROL PRANK
This prank will make you laugh out loud just thinking about it. Close your eyes and picture a crowded sports bar on Super Bowl Sunday, or perhaps Game 7 of the World Series. Imagine all the fans draped in oversized sports jerseys clutching a beer and screaming at the TV. Seconds left on the clock and boom, the TV Channel changes to the Home and Garden Television network!
This device is so small it is easily concealed in your pocket, it's only 1˝ "x 2˝" x less than Ľ" thick! It can control, volume, change the channel or turn the TV on & off. Just imagine the fun with this at a party, or the lounge at the doctors office.
The mini TV Remote works on 90% of all TV's. It will automatically search for the remote code. Just press and hold the mute button, and as soon as the TV mute's, release the mute button to lock in that TV's code. You then can control, the channel, volume or even turn it on & off!
REMOTE CONTROL RODENTS
These remote control mice, and remote control spiders will provide endless fun in the home, or office. Imagine when someone in your office spots the little rat scurrying on the floor next to their feet and chase them around as the run from the peppy little creature.
CLASSIC FUN PRANKS & GAGS
For the young and old, these timeless classics provide some great laughs, and fond memories. From the whoopee cushion prank to the infamous stink bombs, you're guaranteed to have some laughs with these practical jokes.
SHOCKING GAGS & SHOCK PRANKS
Our line up of shocking items, including the famous shocking ball point pen are so much fun you will wish you had found these sooner. These shocking pranks do not jsut give a wimpy little static cling shock, they give a real zap. Its guaranteed to scare the pants of of anyone who is unlucky enough to fall for these hilarious pranks.
YELLOW CRIME SCENE / CSI POLICE TAPE PRANKS
Perfect gag for Messy Bedrooms, the boss's "reserved" parking spot, the boss's office and more! This is the real stuff used by Police, and as seen on TV. Great strung across messy bedrooms, your neighbors boat, cluttered workrooms, or block off your bosses reserved parking spot! People do not know what to do, they are afraid to remove it! About 50 ft per roll.
GOLF PRANKS AND TRICK GOLF BALLS
Most golfers take their game pretty seriously, but evreyone needs to laugh every now and then. Have some fun on the greens and fairways with our hilarious lineup of golfing pranks and gags. From our trick golf balls to our funny golf games, we have everything you could want to have some laughs with the golfers in your life!
NAUGHTY STATE QUARTERS
Many people enjoy collecting the new state quarters that are being released. Avoid the ordinary and collect our fun parody quarters. These are made from real US quarters, so they have a similar look and feel, but with a very naughty twist. Collect them all, and share them with friends.
LOONEY LABELS - JOKE CAN LABELS
"Hey - what's for dinner?" Stewed fish eyes?
Want to shock Mom next time she opens the kitchen cupboard, or turn a few stomachs at your next dinner party. These "Looney Labels" are guaranteed a lot of double takes - no matter where you show them. "Cousin Skeeter's Backwoods Cookin' " offers a true taste of the mountains - with country favorites, like; "Roadkill Ravioli" and "Pickled Pigs Snouts". Each label is packed with hilarious information ranging from disgusting ingredients to colorful descriptions of each dish.
FAKE WINNING LOTTERY TICKET PRANKS
These authentic looking prank lottery tickets reveal a winner every time! $10,000 or $ 20,000 to every sucker who you give them to. To make matters worse, they are insulted when they read the fine print on the back! These are perfect for co-workers, a bad waitress, or your In-Laws! They look just like the real thing! Tickets are shipped in assorted styles.
Hilarious Billy Bob Teeth
Invented by former dental students, Dr Richard Bailey (now a real dentist) and his college roommate Jonah White. They've make a livin' givin' people that beautiful Billy-Bob smile. Now, it's time to hook yerself up. Make everybody jealous at your trailer court by bringin' home dem Billy-Bob Teeth and Billy-Bob Pacifiers! One Size Fits ALL! Through use of a Special Billy-Bob Teeth Putty, teeth are molded to your upper teeth for an exact fit that will last for years
EMBARRASSING GAG ENVELOPES
These hilarious prank envelopes are a lot fun. Just address it to your favorite co-worker, and drop it in the mail. Imagine the talk around the office water cooler when these show up? Or send one to your friend's home, his wife will love to get the mail, the day one of these arrives. These are bright neon colors and huge, measuring 6 inches by 9 inches, guaranteed to get a lot of attention!
HUMILIATING PRANK POSTCARDS
Just imagine when the mail man delivers one of these bright colorful, and shameful postcards to your victim. Have some laughs, and send it to them at the office, and let the rumors begin. The full color front of these postal pranks are hilarious, but the words on the back are hysterical. Your victim will never be the same again.
Please Note : We can only send these to buyers, we can not ship to the "victim", they will be delivered to you in a packing box, ready for you to apply a stamp, address and mail.
FANNY BANK - FARTING PIGGY BANK
Drop Some Loot and Hear Me Toot!
Stop dropping those coins on the dresser, or in some old water jug tucked away in a closet. With our hilarious Fanny Bank, saving your pennies will be a real gas! Drop in a coin, and hear this bank fart in digital audio. So loud and so disgusting you will not want to stop dropping coins in the fanny. Made from durable PVC plastic, this bank is both fun and entertaining! Coins can be removed by opening the coin compartment on the bottom of the bank. (Requires 4 AA Batteries, Not Included)
Nasty Little Teddy Bear
Our Nasty Little Bear may look cute, with his soft brown fur and his little red shirt, but looks can be deceiving. Squeeze his little belly and you'll understand why we call him Nasty Little Bear. Our "Nasty Little Bear" farts, pukes, snorts and dry-heaves with 6 different disgusting sounds. You won't believe this little bear could be so disgusting or so loud. Great for shocking your friends and family. Nasty Little Bear is a hysterical must have for people young and old who still find farts and burps funny! About 8 inches tall - batteries are included.
FARTING GEORGE BUSH DOLL
Words just can not describe the laughter when people see our Pull My Finger Farting George Bush Doll. Not only does he fart, he sings and shakes too! Standing over 8" tall pull the Commander in Chiefs finger and he'll shake, fart and say 7 wacky phrases and a fart song in the off-beat tradition of our great leader.
Fart Candle, Fart Phone and More Farting Fun
FART - THE GAME
Farting Board Game
Farting on command is a rare act to be nurtured. Belching will not gain you any points in this game. Your best bet is to try and suppress those urges and force them out the other end. If not a whoopee cushion is included for those who just can't generate enough gas for the real thing.
FART GUY
We all know this guy, he can make some incredible fart sounds with his arm-pit. This funny little guy moves his arm up and down producing fart sounds to the beat of popular songs all while he sings some outrageous lyrics. His hits include "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow", and "Arm Pit Buddy Sing this Song, Do Da, Do Da" plus many more hilarious tunes filled with his arm-pit farting.
MAGIC TRICKS & ILLUSIONS
Our magic tricks and illusions are a blast. We hand pick only the most creative, and visually stimulating illusions for you. These are fun for people of all ages. Kids will love to put on a magic show, but these are great fun for adults too. They will make you the star of any show, or the life of the party, everybody loves to watch a good magic trick!
TWO HEADED QUARTER / DOUBLE HEADED US QUARTER
Precision cutting slices two genuine quarters in half so two heads are obtained, the two heads are then carefully placed together making a double headed quarter, aka Two Headed Quarter. Picture is example and the two headed coin you get might have a different dates. Think of the fun you could have with this at parties, the office or with that big mouth neighbor! Keep your double headed quarter with you and never lose a bet again!
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